Please Save Your Asides for Your Shrink

Please Save Your Asides for Your Shrink

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Gregorius was destined from early on, it would seem, to be deemed a€œdifferenta€ from The Others. Now hea€™s written a book! In first grade, his teacher asked everyone to write down two things they wanted to be when they grew up. There were doctors and lawyers... dancers and pro ball players. Gregorius? He answered a€œpolice doga€, but that was merely his second choice. In case the job of a€œWonder Womana€ wasna€™t yet available. He was a social outcast among boys buy yet somehow a surprise a€œhita€ with the little ladies. And why not? He was one of them. A lesbian born with a penis. By sixth grade he had a grown to his now full height of 6a€™1. During dodgeball games, everyone became like a€œWinstona€ (a€the weaker onesa€) from the dodgeball video. Now the boys despised him, rather than just avoiding him. He would be forced to spend a lot of hours alone when not destroying other children in sporting activities. He began to read for hours and hours. He would also talk to himself as a means of maintaining some social sanity. His brother, Chris, would always tell him: a€œshut up, already! Ia€™m trying to get some sleep.a€ But when Gregorius wants to talk, he can be very stubborn. He has much to say, about a great many things. Now, for the very first time, you can read the many disturbing yet hilarious thoughts of Gregorius: The Nefarious Aquariusa€. In a€œPlease Save Your Asides For Your Shrinka€, not only do you get proven psychology, real marital advice, information on male sexuality, and a free psychological evaluation at the end... You also get riotously funny takes on: - football possibly ruining society... - book snobs and annoying questions... - the connection between alcoholism, numbers, and Star Wars! - 15 funny portraits of unique to New York species... and much much more!! Wait, therea€™s a a€œSpecial Offera€!!! Act now and Gregorius will insult you, or a loved one, free of charge. Somebody must have it coming, right? a€œPlease Save Your Asides For Your Shrinka€ will have you rolling on the floor of the train with laughter and pee. Rolling and laughing... peeing some more and rolling... you may even roll right out of the darn caboose to your hilarious death. If you gotta go... why not leave with a smile?Part I. What is your all time favorite animal, fish, or mammal? Think about that animal and use three adjectives to describe it. Use descriptive adjectives rather than basic ones. For example, for a giraffe, use words like gentle and sweet- natured rather than just tall or yellow. For a barracuda, say things like aggressive or fearless rather than wet or slimy. Get a piece of paper if you havena#39;t already. ( Hey, are we doing this or not? You came this far; you might as well go all in with this crap atanbsp;...


Title:Please Save Your Asides for Your Shrink
Author: Gregorius
Publisher:Page Publishing Inc - 2015-05-19
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